I apologize for not addressing this sooner. I have not been active because I have been under a most unceremonious and outragous attack by a waste of material using the moniker, Lord Rick. I vaguely recall being a member of a group with this troglodyte, and leaving after having been called something to the effect of a Floridian Redneck.
Beyond that, I have no idea who this moron is. Now, apparently, I am supposed to have caused him serious pain when I refused to send him money for marijuana while I was member of his group, a serious infraction, as I understand it. What's worse, is that I refuse to "toke up" too! Unforgivable!
If you would like to know who this Lord Rick fool is, I've been invited on an episode of Nightmare Theatre to discuss the matter with the host, who has also been accused of not eating buffalo wings with Lord Rick! The horror!
What are the accusations? I'll post a link to the show, but one of the accusations is too funny not mention here.
I apparantly threatened to curse him with death row inmates! He is now in Las Vegas and promises to call the local sheriff on me! I'm in big trouble! He apparently has screenshots of my misdeeds. Also, I supposedly stalked him and burnt down a friends house in Arizona!
Yes, Sir. Keep smoking and perhaps your delusions will actually make sense to you. Remember, the more stoned you are, the better your girlfriend looks.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
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