Thursday, June 4, 2009

David Carradine Dies at Age 72

Source: Movies.rediff.com, San Diego Post, Huffington.Post

David Carradine was found this morning dead in his Bangkok, Thailand hotel room of apparent strangulation. The 72 year old actor was working on a film there. His recent film appearance was as Poon Dong on Crank 2: High Voltage. David Carradine, the son of the legendary actor John Carradine has made over 200 film and television appearances. This marks the end of an era for the Carradine acting dynasty.

He is survived by his wife, Anne Carradine. His acting credits include: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 and 2, Cheech and Chong's Death Race 2000, Kung Fu The Movie, Kung Fu The Legend Continues and Kung Fu.

Little Grasshopper has taken the stone from Master's hand and has moved on to a new journey. May he be blessed in his next life.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I'm In Such Big Trouble

I apologize for not addressing this sooner. I have not been active because I have been under a most unceremonious and outragous attack by a waste of material using the moniker, Lord Rick. I vaguely recall being a member of a group with this troglodyte, and leaving after having been called something to the effect of a Floridian Redneck.

Beyond that, I have no idea who this moron is. Now, apparently, I am supposed to have caused him serious pain when I refused to send him money for marijuana while I was member of his group, a serious infraction, as I understand it. What's worse, is that I refuse to "toke up" too! Unforgivable!

If you would like to know who this Lord Rick fool is, I've been invited on an episode of Nightmare Theatre to discuss the matter with the host, who has also been accused of not eating buffalo wings with Lord Rick! The horror!

What are the accusations? I'll post a link to the show, but one of the accusations is too funny not mention here.

I apparantly threatened to curse him with death row inmates! He is now in Las Vegas and promises to call the local sheriff on me! I'm in big trouble! He apparently has screenshots of my misdeeds. Also, I supposedly stalked him and burnt down a friends house in Arizona!

Yes, Sir. Keep smoking and perhaps your delusions will actually make sense to you. Remember, the more stoned you are, the better your girlfriend looks.